Resolutions for the Average Person vs. Resolutions for the NACKA Kickballer
The Average Person Resolves To: Spend more quality time with their families.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Spend more quality time at Sahlen Stadium.
The Average Person Resolves To: Cut back on alcohol.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Cut back on water.
The Average Person Resolves To: Exercise more.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Reserve all physical activity for the field.
The Average Person Resolves To: Find a more fulfilling job.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Find a way to make kickball their full-time job.
The Average Person Resolves To: Travel to more places.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Travel to more bases.
The Average Person Resolves To: Help others out.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Help others GET OUT!
The Average Person Resolves To: Eat healthier.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Eat whatever their team sponsor is serving.
The Average Person Resolves To: Improve on relationships.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Improve on fielding skills.
The Average Person Resolves To: Take a second honeymoon.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Take second base.
The Average Person Resolves To: Start taking daily vitamins.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Start taking performance enhancing drugs.
The Average Person Resolves To: Join a gym.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Join a league.
The Average Person Resolves To: Cut back on texting.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Cut back on sexting.
The Average Person Resolves To: Connect with friends.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Connect with the ball.
The Average Person Resolves To: Stop eating sweets.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Stop acting sweet.
The Average Person Resolves To: Take more pictures.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Be in more NACKA pictures.
The Average Person Resolves To: Drink more water.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Drink more of everything.
The Average Person Resolves To: Kick a bad habit.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Kick a home run.
The Average Person Resolves To: Stop calling their ex.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Stop getting called out.
The Average Person Resolves To: Get six-pack abs.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Get a six-pack of Molson.
The Average Person Resolves To: Sign-up for volunteering.
The NACKA Kickballer Resolves To: Sign-up for tournaments.
Whatever your resolutions are this year...cheers and good luck!
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