Thursday, February 26, 2015

WHATEVER YOU GIVE UP THIS YEAR...JUST DON'T GIVE UP KICKBALL!

This year lent begins on February 18th, Ash Wednesday. For 40 long days and 40 long nights, those who participate in this season give up something that they perhaps overindulge in throughout the year, such as; beer, road rage, value meals, etc. Lent is basically a session of self torture that thankfully comes to an end on Easter. Because seriously, how long can one really hold off on inhaling a #2 at Wendy's and washing it down with a pint of Guiness? Not long.


There's all sorts of things that people feel the need to give up during lent. From wearing plaid pants to swearing off of watching porn...the lent lists are endless and sometimes bizarre. If you are somebody who wants to give up something for lent but just can't seem to wrap your head around what that something is...then you should probably give up being a conceited ass. If you know you're pretty messed up but can't seem to narrow it down to giving up just one thing...then read on...this list may help.

The official list of the most popular lent give-ups for this year are not yet published...but the insight Gods at Yahoo Shine have "secretly" revealed that Social Media, Junk Food, Bad Habits, and crazy enough...Sex, have the #1 through #4 spots nailed down. To give y'all some ideas of what types of things are popular to cut-out of your life during lent...we turn our focus to what was popular to sacrifice last year...

Most Popular Lent Give-Ups in 2014:
  1. School
  2. Chocolate
  3. Twitter
  4. Swearing
  5. Alcohol
  6. Soda
  7. Social Networking
  8. Sweets
  9. Fast Food
  10. Homework
  11. Lent
  12. Junk Food
  13. Meat
  14. Coffee
  15. Sex
  16. Chips
  17. You
  18. Bread
  19. Facebook
  20. Pizza
  21. Starbucks
  22. Candy
  23. Giving up things
  24. Instagram
  25. Religion
Whatever it is that you choose to give up this year...just make sure it isn't kickball. Giving up kickball would be like giving up air...and we all know how suffocation ends. It's not pretty.

Source: https://www.nackakickball.com/article.cfm?Page=Articles&ArticleNumber=113

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