After the weather molestation that we all experienced this year, just the sheer thought of getting outside to play some summer kickball should be enough to get anyone hot and in the mood. We believe that DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince said it best with, "It's like the summer is a natural aphrodisiac". No oysters needed.
Normal summer registration is open until Thursday, May 21st. However, since we're such an incredibly generous kickball league...if you register your team before midnight on May 3rd you'll get a $50 discount. And do you know what $50 will get you? About 10 beers and a dozen chicken wings at JD Oxfords. And that's a little something we like to call...dinner.
No Bananarama, it's not going to be a "Cruel Summer", it's gonna be an awesome summer down at the stadium. Who wouldn't want to unwind after a long day in their air conditioned cubicle by being outside on a warm summer night with an ice cold beer (or 7). Don't take your pent-up office frustration out on your cube mate or your dog...take it out on the turf...by blasting people in the back with big balls for 7 innings straight. We've got the best therapy in town!!!
Sign-up, register, and play. Or just sit home and be miserable this summer in your hot apartment and continue to beat your dog like a pansy.
NACKA Kickball Summer Season 2015 Registration Details:
- $50 Discount Early Bird Special available until 5/3 at midnight.
- Normal Registration available until 5/21 at midnight.
- Extended Registration available until 5/31 at midnight.
- Free NACKA t-shirt with registration.
- Social Skill Level: For teams that value fun over winning.
- Intermediate Skill Level: For teams that value winning while still having fun.
- Summer season begins Monday 6/1.
- Games are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, & Thursday nights at Sahlen Stadium.
- Team Sponsors available.
- Must be 21 to play (because we drink like fish).
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