IT'S ALL FALL TO NACKA KICKBALL!

Monday, September 22nd at 10:29 p.m. marked the 2014 Autumnal equinox - thrusting us folks up in the northern hemisphere right into the clutches of fall. From falling leaves and colder temperatures to longer nights and pumpkin carving...fall is a season that is preferred by many, enjoyed by most, and celebrated by all. However, there are some differences between the average person and the NACKA Kickballer when it comes to this festive season.

The Fall Season for the Average Person vs. The Fall Season for the NACKA Kickballer

The Average Person: Enjoys daytime hikes and late night walks, taking in nature and fall's stunning scenery.
The NACKA Kickballer: Reserves all physical activity for the field.

The Average Person: Feasts on seasonal foods like; apple pie, beef stew, and grandma's Sunday sauce, while sipping on a nice glass of merlot.
The NACKA Kickballer: Eats hot dogs and drinks beer...year round...no exception.

The Average Person: Fills up their weekends with apple festivals, pumpkin patches, and corn mazes.
The NACKA Kickballer: Only goes to OktoberFest.

The Average Person: Comes home straight after work to sit under a blanket by the fire, as the weather turns colder.
The NACKA Kickballer: Ignores the cold weather by wearing shorts and a t-shirt and gladly welcomes that burning bloody sensation in their lungs.

The Average Person: Hits the sheets early every night as soon as the clocks turn back.
The NACKA Kickballer: Stays up late kicking the shit out of a ball.

The Average Person: Sets the mood by starting a crackling fire and playing Kenny G. softly in the background.
The NACKA Kickballer: Sets the mood by stretching naked and singing acapella to Iggy Azalea's "I'm So Fancy".

The Average Person: Is frustrated with raking mounds of leaves for months on end.
The NACKA Kickballer: Catches the leaves as they fall instead of raking. Every moment off the field is a moment that could be spent practicing.

The Average Person: Is busy switching closets over from shorts to jeans and from t-shirts to sweaters.
The NACKA Kickballer: Keeps their shorts and t-shirts in their top drawer year round.

The Average Person: Drinks delicious warm apple cider.
The NACKA Kickballer: Drinks delicious hard apple cider.

The Average Person: Carves and paints pumpkins with the family while watching "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown".
The NACKA Kickballer: Books their tickets to the World Championship Punkin Chunkin contest in Delaware.

The Average Person: Passes out candy to trick-or-treaters on Halloween night.
The NACKA Kickballer: Is busy trick-or-treating on Halloween night...at bars.

The Average Person: Treats colds and flu's with plenty of rest and Nyquil.
The NACKA Kickballer: Treats colds and flu's with intense kicking and Labatt's.

The Average Person: Lights scented candles around the house for a nice warm glow.
The NACKA Kickballer: Prefers the warm glow of blazing stadium lights to candles any day of the week.

Fall kickball is in full swing! Check out our schedule and come watch a game...pumpkin carving is optional.

Source: http://www.nackakickball.com/article.cfm?ArticleNumber=91